I am thinking of getting my wife one of these, what do you think?
Scratch-Off Valentine Jokes
This is more for kids but I think it's cute and funny to get this and leave them all over the house for her
Romantic Novelty Toilet Paper
The reason i put this in the middle is because I think it's perfect :-P
Feisty Pets Bear
This may be too much she might freak out and beat me over the head with it